Cheater cheater where'd you meet her down at ernies bar? Did she smile your way twirl her hair and say, how cute your dimples are? Did she use that line 'your place or mine' while you danced with her real slow? tell me cheater cheater, where'd you meet that no good white trash ho Liar liar did you buy her whiskey all night long Did you hide your ring in the pocket of your jeans or did you just keep it on When the deed was done an you had your fun did you think i wouldn't know? tell me cheater cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho
Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met But to lay your hand on a married man's bout as low as a gal can get Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so Cheater cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho
Loser loser hope you love her cause your stuck with her now Take your sorry butt load up all your stuff and get the hell out of my house but I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go Cheater cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho
Now I'm not one to judge someone that I ain't never met But to lay your hand on a married man's bout as low as a gal can get Hey I wish her well as she rots in hell and you can tell her I said so Cheater cheater where'd you meet that no good white trash ho
Ya I just wish you'd tell me this one thing before you go Cheater cheater where'd you meet that lowdown, uptown, slept with every guy around, pressed on eyelash no good white trash ho
"It is excruciating pain. It is the pain of separation, the pain of loss, the pain of dreams and expectations unrealized. It is the loss and death of a mirage."
Last night as I got home about a half past ten There was the woman I thought I knew In the arms of another man I kept my cool, I ain't no fool Let me tell you what happened then I packed some clothes and I walked out And I ain't going back again
CHORUS:
So take a letter Maria, address it to my wife Say I won't be coming home, gonna start a new life So take a letter Maria, address it to my wife Send a copy to my lawyer, gotta start a new life
You've been many things but most of all a good secretary to me And it's times like this I feel you've always been close to me Was I wrong to work nights to try to build a good life All work and no play has just cost me a wife
CHORUS
When a man loves a woman it's hard to understand That she would find more pleasure in the arms of another man I never really noticed how sweet you are to me It just so happens I'm free tonight Would you like to have dinner with me
CHORUS
So take a letter Maria, address it to my wife Send a copy to my lawyer, gotta start a new life
I know how you're always putting down all your friends I know how you think your righteousness will make amends I know how that little short skirt always get you in I know how you hold me down just hoping I'll say when And I know you want to own my soul
Yeah, yeah
I don't know why you Think that you can stand there on your own I don't know why you Always find the time to bitch and moan I don't know why you Think you're always right and never wrong But I know why you're
Gone, yeah Gone, yeah
I know how you always get your way with that tease I know how you always want to do just as you please I know how you came about those dirty, little names I know what you're thinking when you're saying "you and me" And I know you still want to own my soul
Off Topic Hey SP, Just wanted to mention- although a newbie. I've been a lurker on your thread for quite some time, cyberstalker (just totally kidding.) Anyhow, I've always enjoyed the banter on this thread. Sorry that you are here like the rest of us. I always thought these message board postings- would make a great book. Any one else? Used to be a librarian and remember the trendy newer format books written as emails, letters or online postings. Thought it would be nice to read these posts and responses in almost the original form with just paring down a bit. I mean you already have more than enough to send off to a publisher to review for consideration. Heck you could always do a vanity press release if you wanted. Who knows maybe it it's successful enough you can give out royalties to those that have posted on the thread-lol. Just my thoughts...
M38, H37 S3, S7 Together 15 yrs Married 8 yrs Bomb July 2008 Inhouse separation "I hate you" "We are over" (too many times to count) Reconciled Sept 2009 (still worth it)
Well, I was talking more about the Mojo thread- this one is nice too. New here, so I can't seem to find that one. Or edit my previous post to you for that matter. I'll figure it all out eventually.
M38, H37 S3, S7 Together 15 yrs Married 8 yrs Bomb July 2008 Inhouse separation "I hate you" "We are over" (too many times to count) Reconciled Sept 2009 (still worth it)
I almost forgot... "Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne. This was H ringtone for awhile until he called me one day and was close to me an heard it. It was SOOO FUNNY (now)
M:39 H:39 K:S14;D8 T:22yr M:15yrs S:12/28/07 EA/PA 3/14/08 OW preg 11/17/08 born 12/12/08 his ~~~~~~~ Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option
