We may have a chance after all

[optimist]

Just a quick post, I am supposed to be in the other end of town in half an hour. I've decided I have to cool off. I am giving myself an ulcer with all this crap. I've had the most incredibly upset stomach all week.

Thanks for dropping by, Cupcake. I like your posts, even if I only discovered them today.

Sorry about the confusion, T2. I may need a brain transplant after all (or an ophtalmology check: I might need glasses). Yes, I seem to be blessed (or cursed) by a keen sense of the ridiculous.

As to the church thing: you'd not believe it but OW is a very religious person and has even taken my H and D to her church with her family. She is saved and all that stuff. I mean, I can understand it when she thought my H was single (about 1 year at the beginning), but later... Even if she thought we were getting a D, he was still married! I guess love is blind to moral imperatives... Nice excuse, if I may say so myself

Am I too old fashioned? I do not have much idea about Southern churches, but the 10 commandments I studied in Sunday school had 2 items about adultery... Was it seven and ten?

Found them! Thanks St. Yahoo!!! Let's breach the separation of Church and State for this once only

ONE: 'You shall have no other gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the LORD your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder.'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal.'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's.'

Pam, you forgot the red lipstick (though I admit that was repetitive on my part).

Got to go