Ok grab some milk and cookies.. This may take awhile....
Sooooooo Much is going on... It all started with the GF that shot the Football player she was having an AFFAIR with because she thought he was cheating on her. Well I started reading this out loud to wife. When I was reading it I THOUGHT his GF had shot him. I did not realize he was MARRIED.. Wife told me she heard about it and he has 4 kids or something. I asked "He's Married?" she said "ya" Now I don't remember exactly what I said but it just came out kind of automatic.. Something like. "Why do these people have affairs knowing it will destroy their families?" Wife did not say anything in response but I noticed ever since that moment she started acting a little different. Like we were friends again. More lively, more cheerful. Weird but also some shows we were watching affairs came up. I think this may have got her thinking. So anyway I went to see how much schooling is going to cost me well its $12.000 for a degree but only $5.000 for a cert. The cert can apply to the degree if I want to go on so I am going for the Cert. right now. Monday I am going to see if I can get a job retraining loan. I LOVED the college. I mean there were college girls, nice patios, people walking around smiling with a purpose, College girls, study halls, Cafe, College girls.... No really I did get kind of jazzed about going back to school. When I got home I waited for W to ask me how things went. We sat down at the table and started talking about it and the classes I would be taking and the phone rang. It was MIL BUT W told her she was talking-to me about my school visit and she would call her back. NOW my wife has NEVER cut someone short on the phone when talking to me was involved. She talked about some books we can share and some studding we could do together. Now I FEEL that in the past since I did not have a degree like wife and I worked most of my life that wife kind of looked down on me as being "un educated" Now I am doing this for me not her but I do think she is a little impressed. We started talking about our visit to the Rock on Wednesday and I told her I also wanted to go to the Wax Museum and Rip lies Believe it or not. She got all excited saying she has not been to those places in years
The bad news The pool liner has a leak. But get this. I bought an insurance policy from the store incase it leaked. So when I called them they said the policy does not take affect for 30 days. WTF? After talking to the manager for what seemed like forever about how STUPID that was. IO said well I guess my next step is to call the local paper and tell them my story. They put me on hold and when they got back online the told me to bring the pool in and they would exchange it.
Manipulation (Kind OF) Well several years ago we had an addition added on to our house that included adding 5 feet to our bed\room. Well the contractor never moved the sealing light and it has driven both the wife and I crazy with this light about 5 feet off center. SOOOOO Yesterday I went out and not only bought a Light but a ceiling fan also and moved the light and installed the fan. RIGHT ABOVE THE BED. Cant wait until those hot muggy nights return and I am all cozy with my fan and W is trying to sleep in her office But I am willing to share . Ok there are tons more things but I think you got the drift. One last thing.. We went out for Chinese dinner tonight and my fortune cookie said:
A new relationship is about to blossom. You will be blessed.
Later Doc
And if I claim to be a wise man, well It surely means that I don't know
