I couldn't agree more with you Kalni. I think once all this legal donkey dooh daah is over for FIB that he will regain the desire to get out and meet some nice ladies. And he has an advantage in that he lives in probably the mecca of dating in America - New York City.

FIB, if things aren't working out when dating, just try to do the opposite:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKUvKE3bQlY

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.