Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

[dday101798]

I am having the break up talk in person tonight after my golf lesson. I have prepared myself well for it, but I am still dreading breaking her heart.

She told me this morning that since her parents now know she was going to Hawaii with me, that a family chaperone must go also and she can only go for 2 weeks instead of 3. So her brother from California, who I have not met, is assigned the job. He is now questioning that the condo I have rented is a scam (it is not) and wants to talk to the owner and investigate further.

I feel sorry for her that she has such a meddeling and controlling family. They look at her as the jewel of the family and I think it has affected her prior relationships.

Say what?

Do they realize the current year is 2009, not 1209? A chaparone? Will she be wearing a chastity(s/p) belt as well? Ever see Spaceballs? A certain scene comes to my mind if you have and you've gotta be laughing.

Wow, that's all I can say, wowwwie!