Newbie - first post and ?s

[Gardener]

...but thought, why not? Let's interrupt his convo with b!tch! So, as sweetly as I could, I jogged outside with the phone, using a pet name for him, told him the phone was for him etc... Man, you should have seen his face...cause B!tch had to hear the whole thing. PRICELESS!
I know, not the most mature thing to do on my part but IT WAS FUN!

You are very funny
And clever!

p.s. Ash, would like your take on my sitch (Fri note, Sat exchange). Thanks.