H was outside speaking with OW for a long time tonight. The house phone rang... I wasn't gonna answer cause I knew it was for him but thought, why not? Let's interrupt his convo with b!tch! So, as sweetly as I could, I jogged outside with the phone, using a pet name for him, told him the phone was for him etc... Man, you should have seen his face...cause B!tch had to hear the whole thing. PRICELESS! I know, not the most mature thing to do on my part but IT WAS FUN!
