What are we going to do this weekend? After the text talk (if you have not done so already) I would get a plan that does not envolve the children. Go out get a new shirt, some new cologne, and tell her you have to go meet someone out for dinner or drinks or whatever. Even if you do not have anyone to do this with, go do it yourself, but do not tell her you are alone! She has Gal'd her ass off, while you sit at home trying to deceifer ever syllable from her. Let's go.
