Newbie - first post and ?s

[The Wifey]

Re-hide your small stash (if there's any left after your much-needed upcoming weekend). My guess is he's snooping on you to find out what the hell you're up to, what with your not taking his bait and responding inappropriately so he can smugly say to himself (or sputter to you), "See, it's this, this, unreasonable behavior of yours That's the problem here!"

Don't re-hide it - take it with you. Get a safety deposit box if you have to.