I wouldn't respond to the text, at all. As for the cleaning stuff, just leave it where it is. If he keeps doing it, say something to him like "You're such a baby. If you feel something needs cleaning, all you have to do is mention it to me, or -- God forbid -- clean it yourself. I'm happy to do it when I have time, but leaving little hints like that is VERY unattractive."
Men hate it when you say we're "unattractive." It's a powerful word to have in your toolbelt. Another good one is "quit being a whiny little b*tch." We hate that too!
