Jimbo, that was funny and true. As I have said before, if I wasnt in the middle of the insanity of MLC, I would find it all fasinating - in a stick a needle in your eye kind of way.
I have not had any of those kinds of comments. More the I dont want to be married anymore, I need a new life, it's my time now kind of comments.
No matter how you slice it, it is all still craaazzzyyyy!
OMG Jimbo!! I am really laughing out loud. Not just lol.
Thanks for not dropping the door on me and the compliment!!
Oh, and the translation help. Here's my translation-- We may be somewhat cool, but we sure as h*ll are not THAT cool. So don't even go there.
Thx for the laugh!!
No probs! Maybe one day they'll make an english to MLC translator so that we can actually talk TO them too!
I can see it now.........
[cue dream sequence with swirly colors and tinkling chimes]
English to MLC Translator Program for Windows V0.01beta - EXPERIMENTAL USE ONLY --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- MLCers are a crazy a$$ bunch who make up the rules as they go along. This software is more likely to harm the situation than help it. Author accepts ABSOLUTELY NO LIABILITY FOR MISTRANSLATIONS. USE AT OWN RISK!!!!
Input query: We may be somewhat cool, but we sure as h*ll are not THAT cool. So don't even go there.
Translation: I wouldn't try it, bub. You might just exert yourself so much at trying to open up a locked window that you'd fall off the patio cover, and wake up all the neighbors with the loud crash of you falling from such a height and your screams of agony from when you hit. Then a well intentioned neighbor or five would call the police, and then you would have a lot of explaining to do, wouldn't you?............lol.
[Dialect Engine Fault at 0X000a- Consult help file for details]
Input query: _
PATIENCE AND FORTITUDE CONQUER ALL THINGS. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
DBing and MLC take their toll....Please provide exact CHANGE. -Jimbo
Jimbo, that was funny and true. As I have said before, if I wasnt in the middle of the insanity of MLC, I would find it all fasinating - in a stick a needle in your eye kind of way.
I have not had any of those kinds of comments. More the I dont want to be married anymore, I need a new life, it's my time now kind of comments.
No matter how you slice it, it is all still craaazzzyyyy!
Ain't no lie, B.....craaazzzyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I got the same sorts of comments as you did- "I don't know what I want, but I don't want THIS.", "I'm ready to move on with my life.", "This is not about you, it's about me.", etc, etc, etc.
My W actually said to me, "I need to investigate this other relationship! I know what you have to offer!"
If I had NO idea what I was up against and didn't know it was the MLC talking, I could have taken that remark...um....less well than I did.
PATIENCE AND FORTITUDE CONQUER ALL THINGS. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
DBing and MLC take their toll....Please provide exact CHANGE. -Jimbo
LOL. Sounds like a good translation to me! He just left with the kids. Asked several times if he could come back over tonight. No!!! Roamed around my house and actually tried to dig through my purse! I had to kick him out. He left pissed. Oops.
"Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." Robert Collier
"One's best success often comes after their greatest disappointments." Henry Ward Beecher
LOL. Sounds like a good translation to me! He just left with the kids. Asked several times if he could come back over tonight. No!!! Roamed around my house and actually tried to dig through my purse! I had to kick him out. He left pissed. Oops.
Why oops?
PATIENCE AND FORTITUDE CONQUER ALL THINGS. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
DBing and MLC take their toll....Please provide exact CHANGE. -Jimbo
S, do you have to let him in your house? I mean it. It is not ok for him to look around and go through your things. Can you have the kids at the door for him? If you can, without causing your children any stress, you really should do it.
Jimbo, please tell me that you are kidding that your wife said, "I need to investigate this other relationship! I know what you have to offer!" Please, tell me it isnt so.
It is not ok for him to look around and go through your things.
Precisely.
Originally Posted By: beginnersmind
Jimbo, please tell me that you are kidding that your wife said, "I need to investigate this other relationship! I know what you have to offer!" Please, tell me it isnt so.
Sad, but true.
PATIENCE AND FORTITUDE CONQUER ALL THINGS. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
DBing and MLC take their toll....Please provide exact CHANGE. -Jimbo
