Okay, funny story... We stopped to get gas today and I had to run in, so this old guy (about 70 probably) stood there forever to hold the door open for me. He made some comment like, I haven't held the door for such a pretty lady all day long!!
Ok, so my S thought this was hilarious. We got back to the car and he said maybe that old guy wanted to ask me out. He was rolling. So I said, yeah, maybe he will be my boyfriend and I'll bring him to all of your games. Son still rolling said, Well, be sure you find out his first name cause I'm sure not calling him dad!! OMG- I was laughing my as* off!! I love my kid!!
"Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out." Robert Collier
"One's best success often comes after their greatest disappointments." Henry Ward Beecher
Okay, funny story... We stopped to get gas today and I had to run in, so this old guy (about 70 probably) stood there forever to hold the door open for me. He made some comment like, I haven't held the door for such a pretty lady all day long!!
Ok, so my S thought this was hilarious. We got back to the car and he said maybe that old guy wanted to ask me out. He was rolling. So I said, yeah, maybe he will be my boyfriend and I'll bring him to all of your games. Son still rolling said, Well, be sure you find out his first name cause I'm sure not calling him dad!! OMG- I was laughing my as* off!! I love my kid!!
Hiya SoCo!
So that was YOU I held the door for?!?!?!? LOL!
Originally Posted By: SoConfused
Jimbo, I love your mlc translator. I should feed you some of the insane nonsense I've been hearing lately and see what comes out. Or the translator might just say f it and blow up. lol
MLC Translator Program for Windows V0.3beta ------------------------------------------------------- As there are many different dialects of MLC, author accepts no liability for mistranslations. Please read the help file for proper usage.
Input query: M, you need to put the bar on the back door and turn off (S) lights. And who are you talking to?
Translation: I'm missing you but I don't know how to fix my problems yet, and I don't know how to reconnect with you, or even if I want to. You haven't moved on to somebody else yet, have you?
Input query: Hey, one night I can come visit you in your bedroom if your window is not locked. lol All I have to do is climb up on the patio cover and let myself in.
Translation: Are we cool? And if so, how cool are we?
[Dialect Engine Fault at 0Xfa34- Consult help file for details]
