There was a terrible accident, the cats were playing with matches, and well, I got the hose out, but it was too late. I put the cat tree in the driveway like they do around Prom time with the car. If just ONE other cat can learn from this, then all is well.
I have placed a warning label about playing with fire for all the cats in the neighborhood to see.
Good news though ! At least you won't need a truck today. Oh and please place my broom and dustpan on the porch when you leave.
Have a great day !!!!
Love Jimbo
Dear Idiot Boy,
See? This is what happens when you leave matches just lying around. This is so typical of you! You couldn't even get the hose out in time to save the cat tree. I bet you're lying. I bet that you didn't even pay the water bill and COULDN'T put out the fire. This is SO typical. Now every cat in the neighborhood is rubbing up against the charred remains of the cat tree, getting black streaks in their fur, and looking up at me and mumbling something that sounds like "I can has cheezburger?". Where the HELL am I going to get 93 cheeseburgers????? This is ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
You did it on purpose, didn't you? I'll bet you thought I wouldn't take it if you let them "accidentally" burn it down! Well, I'll show you, you big so-and-so! I had my poor arthritic father load what's left of it onto the back of his truck, just to show YOU! You think you own me? You think you can tell me what to do? HA!
I hope you are doing well. -W
PATIENCE AND FORTITUDE CONQUER ALL THINGS. -Ralph Waldo Emerson
DBing and MLC take their toll....Please provide exact CHANGE. -Jimbo
