There was a terrible accident, the cats were playing with matches, and well, I got the hose out, but it was too late. I put the cat tree in the driveway like they do around Prom time with the car. If just ONE other cat can learn from this, then all is well.
I have placed a warning label about playing with fire for all the cats in the neighborhood to see.
Good news though ! At least you won't need a truck today. Oh and please place my broom and dustpan on the porch when you leave.