Back in the day when I worked in business development and we were having a slow day I used to have a boss that would yell "CREATE YOUR OWN EXCITEMENT IF NO DEALS ARE BEING BROUGHT YOUR WAY".
Sort of like the acting teacher mentioned above - if you want to be interesting then GET interesting.
Create your own excitement!
I feel like beating the crap out of you because I am so sick of hearing about your W I could scream for about 20,000 hours like a crazy person. You are only doing things for her and it will NEVER work. It makes you look pathetic. Sorry but it does.
