She saved 50 bucks vs. getting a "process server" a.k.a "thug".
At least that much. But again -- I knew it was coming today; she told me so. It's no biggie -- just a routine part of Ye Old Dissolution Proceedings (Theodoric of York, Medieval Lawyer).
Frankly, I find the sharks circling in the water to be the most enjoyable part of it.
Dear Mr., Mrs. or Ms. Smiley's Person:
In no way is this form letter a form letter generated by a form letter generator to (circle one) [dissolution respondents / petitioners / felons / assorted miscreants]. We are here to [help / assist / oversee / pursue] you in your time of trouble. We will gladly [counter-sue / appeal / drain your bank account] during this, your hour of need....
