I'm very keen on Native American lore. I've always been partial to this one:
The Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into a town in the West and hear a ruckus inside the saloon and faroe hall. "Tonto," says Our Hero, "we'd better go check it out." "You're right, Keemo-Sabe," answers Tonto, who goes into the saloon, where a bunch of drunken cowboys kick the sh*t out of him until the Lone Ranger swaggers through the door, guns a'drawn, and arrests the lot.
A couple days later, they ride into another frontier town and hear a ruckus inside the assayer's office. "Tonto," says the Masked Man, "we'd better go check it out." "As you say, Keemo-Sabe," replies Tonto, who goes into the assayer's office, where a bunch of greedy and drunken gold miners kick the sh*t out of him until the Lone Ranger struts through the door, levels his Peacemakers, and arrests the lot.
That weekend, the two are riding the range and hear a ruckus coming from a Cherokee encampment down by the river. "Tonto," says the Ranger, "we'd better go check it out."
Tonto looks at the Lone Ranger and says, "What do you mean, 'we,' white man?"
------- So now, when Herself says that it's important that "we" do this or "we" do that, or suggest that "we" need to be reasonable, my reply is, "What do you mean, 'we,' White WAW?"
