WELL the mailman came today and brought my Special Letter! Stop, oh yeah, waitaminnit Mr. Postman -- wa-ay-ay-ayyyyyit Mr. Postman! Oh Mr. Postman, look and see, if there's a letter in your bag for me....
But the best part is that there's apparently some kind of Big Dumb Loser mailing list that I'm now on, and lots and lots of attorneys who -- I'm sure -- are deeply and sincerely concerned with my emotional well-being in this "time of trouble" are gallantly volunteering to help me through my struggle....
