Love that skit, too. I just noticed they made the Turlington's Lower Back Tatoo Remover prop out of a stick of Lady Mitchum deodorant--for some reason brand recognition added to the humor for me.
Yeah, if the Phoenix sags, it could look like it's diving back down INTO the ashes, or just flopping over dead. Be careful where you put it!
It is in the shelter of each other that people live.--Irish proverb