I think this is hilarious. You are getting to him, he knows now you're not there for him whenever he needs or wants you (not saying you were before).

As for the snooping, you know not to. Just assume he is full of bs until he proves he's not.

Me:40
W: 39
T: 17 years
M: 15 years
S-9
D-6
D final 11/10/2009

"We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble problems."