The adventure continues--the saga goes on

[AFWAW]

Just got a call from the wife this morning. She called to say she wanted to be the first to wish me a happy b-day and that she was going to be painfully honest and said that she wasn't going to come home for a while but that she was going to come home. What's that crap mean? I don't know exactly how I'm supposed to react to that honestly. I mean, if you can't believe a word they say then this means nothing, right?