Oye, Chica! Why didn't you say that in your original sitch?
OMG, you're doomed!
Shmedlap is a Euro-weenie!
Oh h*ll no -- you might as well register with eHarmony today....
Jeezus F*ck!!! I just busted up laughing out loud and my kids started screaming, "what, what, let me see!" and trying to get to the computer...I can't let them know they're dad is a "Euro-weenie!"
I don't need flippin eHarmony...I've got Divorcebusting.com...LOL
Honestly, I'm not into to the whole online dating site thing. Any guy whose got anything to offer shouldn't have too much trouble finding a lady. Just sayin'.
