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Then he says, "Is it impossible to imagine being friends, not lovers?"


And you say, "No, not at all. Oh, wait -- were you talking about with you? Because I can't imagine either of those. Bee-yotch!" \:D

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Also, he told me early in the convo that he was interviewed for a magazine and talked about me and how I supported him in his early days...


"See, I'm not a bad guy. See? See? See how I said you were really really really really really really important to me, like, once? See?"

Barf.