My mom told me she really likes the fragrance of Aqua Velva and I agree. I use a cologne called "Chrome" by Loris Azzaro that the ladies and my kids say smells oh so good.

Since it tastes so good, I dont know why no one has made a bacon, clam chowder, or steak scented cologne yet. For that matter, clam chowder ice cream sounds good too.

Originally Posted By: trapt
I can't do the hair, I've lost too much already. Half tempted to try that Ronco spray can stuff. The "set it and forget" slow cooker thing works pretty good.

Try the latest Pete Rose hairstyle...

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/writers/pete_mcentegart/09/27/ten.spot/tx_rose_pete_ap.jpg