My Lady, Happy Birthday!! I wish you that next year,on this day, you will be waking up in the arms of a hot, smart, arrogant, playful, sexy, horny (LOL) man (hmmm sounds like someone you know?) (yes Jeff, you fit the description also...) that will surprise you with a Diamond ring and a promise for evelasting love...
(to which you are supposed to reply with a "yes my love" and not DB him by going dark for the next few hours to show him your life is fine with or without him ). K
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