OK - the first one reminded me of a coffee date I had with a guy I met online. We met at Tim's. He showed up about 20 min late. Seems there are 2 Tim's at the same intersection (go figure). Seemed irritated with me that I had gone to the "wrong" one. Then we went to get coffee. He asked me if I wanted a donut with it and before I had a chance to answer he said "Nah - you don't need one". He had told me this was his first ever online date. Well, I'm going to bed he never ever got a second date with anyone if that's what he was like. My date was short. I ended it after drinking my coffee quickly.
