I have been reading your input about online dating and absolutely laughing my head off. You have such a great wit. As Karen says - that would be a really big plus in most women's books.
I'm a former DBer with a new name. I'm sure you can figure it out.
Tom - I've seen the OPP use radar on many bridges but most recently on the 400. I got a new car last Thurs. Guess what? I got a ticket half hour later! No kidding! He showed no mercy. Called me a "Street Racer". Could have taken my car for a week! UGH!