Originally Posted By: Puppy Dog Tails
I'm sorry, my head is just reeling, and I'm trying not to laugh, reading about my wife and "hot sex life" in the same sentence so much.


I'm guessing this is at least partly gallows humor .... but ..... ow?

You think she can't pick up on how you see her, whether you vocalize it or not?


"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes.
Real boats rock." -- Frank Herbert