I think you must have some of my family! Once whilst buying my annual bottle of sherry for trifles, my son then 14yrs went into this routine of "oh mum you have been doing so well at the AA meetings, please think about your children etc etc, I in a not so quiet voice until people were actually looking at me. Needless to say I returned another day alone to get the sherry. After a TENA lady episode with the same son I vowed never to go shopping with him again. Ah kids!
I think the donkey shots will just about clinch the deal.
