Of course Wii.. women love to talk about kids doing dishes and also the infamous laundry buggy.. that sort of thing.. I mean they did not just fall off the proverbial turnip truck.. like I did , eh ?
When you put one up.. send me your profile, okay ?
Simple women ?. .. Is global warming happening faster than we know ?
hahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. simple women ? I have never met one of those persons.. still looking btw...I would think that most of the ladies on here would feel the same way about a "simple man".. of course he would be the village idiot.
Tom, speaking of Yahoo profiles, I just realized that I never put anything in about my social life. I wouldn't want the ladies to think I'm a loser who sits alone in his apartment all day. How's this sound:
"I've also got a smokin' social life! There are always people at my door, in fact, each week these really nice people called Jehovah Witnesses come by to visit me. We talk for hours and before they leave they're talking about coming back to visit me again! People just seem to be naturally drawn to me."
Hey Whatisis, I think your ad would have grabbed my attention-hmm but does that make me slobbish or does it mean I can read between the lines and spot a tongue in cheek when I see one?
BTW I always read "plain" when I read "simple" maybe that a cuture/language thing.
Maybe I can rewrite Eartha Kitts(sp) song-I,m just an old fashioned girl... I so hope everyone is not so young and no idea what that song was about.
Well Naej, I'm glad I've got ya thinking. That's what I'm all about! I've polished up my ad and I'll now present it in finished form...feedback is appreciated.
"Hey ladies, I'm just a guy looking to fill an empty armchair in my living room. Channel surfing is always better done with that special someone. I'm also a fitness junkie and every evening I do quite a few sets of opening and closing the fridge door at lightning fast speed. I like to alternate arms to challenge myself. I usually add a little cardio to my work out by putting down the remote and walking over to the TV and changing the channels manually. Yet I'm not all about my body! I love those quiet walks to the garbage chute and making things happen for the environment by using the recycle bins. As you may have guessed already, I'm an avid nature lover and on weekends love to lie in bed all day listening to the birds chirp outside my window. I've always had a soft spot for animals because they're so delicious. I'm also a spiritual person and can often be found just sitting in my car meditating to Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. The apartment underground is where I like to go to get away from it all because travel should be a part of any well balanced lifestyle. When I’m not travelling I’m enjoying a smokin' social life! There are always people at my door, in fact, each week these really nice people called Jehovah Witnesses come by to visit me. We talk for hours and before they leave they're talking about coming back to visit me again! People just seem to be naturally drawn to me. How about you? So, if you'd like to share in this adventure you know what to do...because I obviously don't! Hey, and don't forget to bring the beer. Btw, I hate being here and don't know what to write about myself (we guys always have to write this). Go Leafs Go!"
This is an "in your face" all about me blockbuster! I'll bet there's no other posting like it on Yahoo. Hmm, now for the picture....
Yes That would do it for me, I so hope someone stateside see's the huge potential there,after all we women love a challenge and with you(per ad) the scope for moulding and re shaping would be huge.
Hey Naej, it's not over yet! My aunt, who lives outside the city, says she's going to visit a Donkey Sanctuary today and she'll get me some nice jack ass shots for my picture. Ahh, family they're always there for ya when ya need 'em.
I think you must have some of my family! Once whilst buying my annual bottle of sherry for trifles, my son then 14yrs went into this routine of "oh mum you have been doing so well at the AA meetings, please think about your children etc etc, I in a not so quiet voice until people were actually looking at me. Needless to say I returned another day alone to get the sherry. After a TENA lady episode with the same son I vowed never to go shopping with him again. Ah kids!
I think the donkey shots will just about clinch the deal.
Of course Wii.. women love to talk about kids doing dishes and also the infamous laundry buggy.. that sort of thing..
We do?
Me:57 H:52 M:28 Got another lawyer last year and filed. D35,S/D twins28,D22 EA4/04 End? Who knows? "Life is like a mirror. Smile at it and it smiles back at you." — Peace Pilgrim
