Well Naej, I'm glad I've got ya thinking. That's what I'm all about! I've polished up my ad and I'll now present it in finished form...feedback is appreciated.
"Hey ladies, I'm just a guy looking to fill an empty armchair in my living room. Channel surfing is always better done with that special someone. I'm also a fitness junkie and every evening I do quite a few sets of opening and closing the fridge door at lightning fast speed. I like to alternate arms to challenge myself. I usually add a little cardio to my work out by putting down the remote and walking over to the TV and changing the channels manually. Yet I'm not all about my body! I love those quiet walks to the garbage chute and making things happen for the environment by using the recycle bins. As you may have guessed already, I'm an avid nature lover and on weekends love to lie in bed all day listening to the birds chirp outside my window. I've always had a soft spot for animals because they're so delicious. I'm also a spiritual person and can often be found just sitting in my car meditating to Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds. The apartment underground is where I like to go to get away from it all because travel should be a part of any well balanced lifestyle. When I’m not travelling I’m enjoying a smokin' social life! There are always people at my door, in fact, each week these really nice people called Jehovah Witnesses come by to visit me. We talk for hours and before they leave they're talking about coming back to visit me again! People just seem to be naturally drawn to me. How about you? So, if you'd like to share in this adventure you know what to do...because I obviously don't! Hey, and don't forget to bring the beer. Btw, I hate being here and don't know what to write about myself (we guys always have to write this). Go Leafs Go!"
This is an "in your face" all about me blockbuster! I'll bet there's no other posting like it on Yahoo. Hmm, now for the picture....
