Hey Whatisis, I think your ad would have grabbed my attention-hmm but does that make me slobbish or does it mean I can read between the lines and spot a tongue in cheek when I see one?
BTW I always read "plain" when I read "simple" maybe that a cuture/language thing.
Maybe I can rewrite Eartha Kitts(sp) song-I,m just an old fashioned girl... I so hope everyone is not so young and no idea what that song was about.