Tom, speaking of Yahoo profiles, I just realized that I never put anything in about my social life. I wouldn't want the ladies to think I'm a loser who sits alone in his apartment all day. How's this sound:
"I've also got a smokin' social life! There are always people at my door, in fact, each week these really nice people called Jehovah Witnesses come by to visit me. We talk for hours and before they leave they're talking about coming back to visit me again! People just seem to be naturally drawn to me."
