Hi Whatisis, we must share the same SOH, I loved these. I do a similar thing reading my local paper ads and not just the lonely hearts col. I am often tempted to apply for a job proof reading but I would probably be doubled over from so many guffaws!
Maybe small things amuse small minds? Anyway do post any developments in your search, I don't get out much. I have often wondered what to write myself maybe "could you be the fruit in my fruit and nut bar" Good luck and thanks for the laughs.
