OK, just to be fair to the ladies I did a little Yahoo research on the guys! Ladies, you have been outdone! Here's what I came up with:
"I could sit by a roaring fire with a drink every night" (but who will go to the beer store?)
"I work like a dog" (need a pet?)
"I have lived most of my life in lonliness" (snap him up NOW, ladies!)
"I drive fast" (in the front or back seat?)
The thing I usually do on weekends is work" (maybe you can pack him a lunch)
"I love to laugh at stupid people" (Me too!)
"I have lived through three or four serious R's" (he can't even remember how many!)
"I'm a bit about myself" (sounds like a catch to me!)
"I'm pretty silly most of the time" (Hey, get off my turf, pal!)
"object in this picture is not as dorky as it might appear" (I swear, I'm not making this stuff up!)
I do not like this about myself but I am a loving, caring person" (OMG, how does he ever face the other guys!)
"Let's go Leafs" (I'm speechless!)
"I'm ready to pay the way" (who needs personality!)
"I have a big house" (Wow, the Mrs. left you with the house, get this guy!)
So, I'm gonna have to go and lie down now. I got this from about five minutes of browsing...I'm starting to feel better about dating when I size up the competition! Wow, it was like viewing one train wreck after another after another! Where would one begin the cleanup?
