Year 2...and still breathing!

[whatisis]

Hey, this is addictive! here's more that I've collected tonight:

"I never got married in my lift" (elevator marriage, interesting)

"I know every Starbucks in the city" (what's not to love!)

"I am just a simple woman" (hey, don't be so full of yourself!)

"My moto is..." (wasn't he a Chinese detective?)

"Fun loving person who loves beaching" (I hope that isn't "bitching" spelled wrong)

"free sprite" (wow, she comes with a free soft drink too!)

"There is no man out there for me" (kind of grabs ya, doesn't it!)

"Please be good to me" (screams "abuse me")

I think I've found a new hobby! I think that may say more about me than the writers of the above