Whip cream? You perv! OK, Whatis actually checked out the Yahoo personals tonight. Somebody was talking about them somewhere and I decided to actually see what the heck they are. When I was dating I don't even think there were home computers yet. If anyone wanted to meet someone outside of the normal ways to fail they would post a personal ad in the newspaper. OK, enough of ancient history. Anyway, looking at these ads women post (haven't looked at the guys yet to see what they write) I was struck with this one thought "Do you ever want to get a date?" I would have to say it is a no no to post a picture that looks like your mug shot from the last time you got picked up DWI...that may be just me, I don't know. My favourite was the lady with the florescent face, that was kind of neat. Oh, and your only picture probably should not be one of you in full scuba gear. It is also preferable to write something that actually sounds like English...again, just me. Here was a good opener "Don't budge a book by it's cover" WTH does that mean? When a woman asks for someone who is "clean"...um, what would she be referring to? Hygiene, off drugs, no criminal record, no STD's...shoot for the stars baby! I also like when you find two postings of the same woman side by side but with different names. My favourite caption was "traditional hot momma lookin' for love" An A for creativity. I can't wait to see what the guys are posting...or maybe I can. Hey, humour aside, I do admire the guts these ladies show by putting themselves out there so that idiots like me can "budge" their ads. I feel so mean...but then guys "just wanna have fun"! I got nothin' else to do tonight...and am damn proud of it! JFTR (Just for the record, I made that acronym up! Like it?) I don't plan on contacting anyone...we'll see in six months or so. AT, weren't you into this Yahoo Personal thing?
