Wait till you get up one morning and there are holes in your yard and your neighbor comes over and says she saw a grown man in boxers digging up your yard.. Then who will be laughing
SO....I'm in Oklahoma right now and I don't even think they know what a martini is????? Not to offend anyone but man is this state flat. Sat next to a lawyer on the plane, had a great conversation... I'm just joking bout that... I actually was fortunate enough to sit next to the second largest man I have ever met. So I effectively only had one armrest the whole flight. Makes it kind of hard to type one your computer when elbows are only 5 inches apart too. He was a kind fellow though LOL!
