So now you are reading the threads twice???? Come on Kara... life is too short to hang out here... Just teasing....
No if I ever go mean I will say a lot worse than hair jokes... she has this toe thing that ........... gottcha LOL!
And for the record I have never had a chimpanzee.... but it sure got a lot of attention.
Portland is right though...if you have kids I will guarantee that at some time in their life (9-13) they will think having a monkey is the best idea in the world.
sometimes though I think the wife has more man and I have more woman LOL! that is as far as the nurturing and commitment go... I don't wear pink underwear or anything!
things are getting better though. I played in a golf tourney today. Had an absoute blast. Flirted with the beer cart drivers and the bar tender... things are getting back to being fun!
Wife still acts like she is not seeing anyone. Last conversation she denied dating or sleeping with anyone,
so last weekend she asked if I would watch daughter on thursday because she was leaving town early on Friday morning. I said sure. Today I go to pick up daughter and she has on a New Orleans French Quater shirt. Asked where'd you get that? Mom brought it home to me. My wife ...... what a mess!!!!!!!
But hey if she is happy so be it. All I have to do is try to make my daughter as happy as possible.
I will be fine ... hell I'm buying a chimpanzee next week.............LOL!
Portland is right though...if you have kids I will guarantee that at some time in their life (9-13) they will think having a monkey is the best idea in the world.
My Dad had a monkey as a pet when he was growing up in Brasil. He said it was the most disgusting animal you could imagine, masturbating when he saw a female (person) or trying to hump her face if he got an opportunity, throwing feces when he wasn't getting attention, screeching and chattering, just generally obnoxious.
So now you are reading the threads twice???? Come on Kara... life is too short to hang out here... Just teasing....