Update on H and I. Been lots of text messages today:

Me: I refuse to be anyone's fall back.
H: U r not ok. U r my wife.
H: I luuuuuve u ok.
Me: That's too funny.
H: I know.
Me: I'm actually starting to get really offended that you think so poorly of me - u know I'm not so desperate that I will fall for a few words a man says to me
H: what r u talking about.
Me: You know very well what I'm talking about.
H: What r u talking about?
Me: About u thinking that u don't have to give me reasons of why I should take u back. U think that I will just take u back just like that. Very insulting to me.
H: If u don't want that fine.
Me: Okie dookie
H: I don't know what that mean.
Me: It means I'm fine either way ok.
H: Ok I am forgotten then.
Me: Never forgotten, too many good memories. Just lost adn did n't want to fund ur way back.
H: I am not lost.
Me: Ok
H: I will be back.
Me: (no response)
H: (half hour later) I will be back.
Me: (no response - why bother)