Hi Whatisis, Your church tour made me laugh out loud and even though slightly irreverant, I know God has a SOH, so He must be nodding His head in agreement at some points.
It all took me back to my younger searching days and being told by one wise Pastor that if I was looking for the perfect church I would need to trade in my wheels for wings! because all the ones he knew were full of human beings. Good luck with the tour and life in general.
