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Glad you think I'm normal CJ but there's no way.




In an Insane world, the sane person must appear to be insane.

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My H says we should go out and shoot all the lawyers and then go live in one of their houses.




I'll second that.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
An excellent start!

Whats the differance between a dead lawyer in the road, and a dead rat in the road?
The skid marks in front of the rat.

Crazy Jim