a little bit of resolve

[still.struggling]

Maybe a convertible?

I think I am in trouble. I was looking at convertibles the other day. A nice red sporty one. Does that mean I am headed to MLCville? This is one strike against me......

Fake tan, check

Eek......strike two...........

clothes that look like an 18yo, check

Do cleavage showing shirts count as 18 year old clothes? If so, strike three.............

I'M DOOMED!!!!! Help me before it is too late!!!!