Ok boys and girls! Thanks, I wasnt sure at all, but I do look different to how I used to dress (during when I was getting ill alot) - a uniform of 2 jumpers typically, with one tied about my waste, jeans, thick socks, boots and no makeup !!! So he must notice, as its such a 180 on the 'middle' me (not the old me though).
So.. had a very very funny evening out last night! I went for a meal with Cher and then onto a club and had too much to drink for someone of my advanced years. Met up with some guys she knows that are very sweet, funny, good looking, musicians and YOUNG! Ended up back at their house and although two of them fancied Cher down the years, they BOTH were trying to get me into bed !! I havent laughed so hard or had an evening like that for years.
So the guitar player was telling me I was an amazing woman, gorgeous, hot etc.. and him and his friend guessed I was between 21 and 26 and settled on 24. So they were absolutely gobsmacked when I said I was 38. Then ensued a scene like something out of American Pie or one of those movies, like the two of them were channelling Stifler and the Sherminator and I was some kind of MILF, they were both so keen to bed me, they conferred and decided the only solution was a threesome! So they are trying to persuade me (and I have to admit to being tempted, c'mon, they were young! good looking! musicians! 24 !! There were two of them !!!)... I'm sat in the middle with them both stroking my legs but I cant answer as I am laughing too hard as by now, Cher had another guy in a serious lock down hold and was wrestling him in the most tenacious and professional manner I have ever seen anyone wrestle on a lounge carpet at 5 in the morning and anyway, I coudlnt even concentrate because the guy who owned the house was now playing Slipknot at an ear splitting volume and had then fetched some of the snakes he owned and decided to drape them around me. So I am sat there, crying with laughter at chers wrestling, with these two guys stroking me, telling me I am amazing and sexy and I was a 38 year old goddess, whilst wearing two snakes.
It was like a scene from the last days of the Roman empire.
Hahaha! Oh it was so funny (and Naej.. NOOOOO! I'm very anti all that, I'm no youngster anymore!) Dont know if they had though, I didnt notice, but then, I was kind of distracted, what with the seduction and the snakes and the wrestling and the death metal and all! I definetly didnt imagine it and can remember it all, although I confess there was certainly alot of alchohol drunk!! God I'm paying for it today...
The best bit was they were properly shocked when I told them my age and didnt believe me !!! I was very flattered, talk about a PMA boost, it really did me good in all seriousness. The guitar guy was very sweet actually and said, seriously, you are a beautiful girl, funny and look amazing for your age. I nearly cried.
In other news.. oldest BMF W phoned me at 9pm last night, which she has never done on a Friday night. When I called her back, she couldnt talk as her H was there, so I said well we should talk again when you have more time and she said.. "HHMMMM ! YES! We should talk again...." so, she must have some news and it must have been important for her to make an unusual call like that. I wonder what it is?? Perhaps he has split up with Helen? Ohh.. curious now!
Hahha... yep its a regular Debauched dream down here. But you're not tempted by a thressome with two 24 year old lads too are you Simon!?? That certainly would be a 180 !! Although not one that might help, lol !
Ohh, I'll be dining off that evening for months, I cant stop laughing thinking about it. I havent had an evening like that for years.. in fact, not since I was about their age!
Oh Ali, you didn't need to notice you would have smelt it!
Maybe we should buy a place for the DB commune down there. Simon can surf the waves,I'll surf the web and you can keep us entertained. Anyone going through or having suffered at the hands of MLC welcome.
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Perhaps he has split up with Helen?
if I had a pound for everytime you have said that I'd have the train fair! Have you got heavy rain?, just caught half the news but missed exact area. Take care.
and then some.