Ok boys and girls! Thanks, I wasnt sure at all, but I do look different to how I used to dress (during when I was getting ill alot) - a uniform of 2 jumpers typically, with one tied about my waste, jeans, thick socks, boots and no makeup !!! So he must notice, as its such a 180 on the 'middle' me (not the old me though).

So.. had a very very funny evening out last night! I went for a meal with Cher and then onto a club and had too much to drink for someone of my advanced years. Met up with some guys she knows that are very sweet, funny, good looking, musicians and YOUNG! Ended up back at their house and although two of them fancied Cher down the years, they BOTH were trying to get me into bed !! I havent laughed so hard or had an evening like that for years.

So the guitar player was telling me I was an amazing woman, gorgeous, hot etc.. and him and his friend guessed I was between 21 and 26 and settled on 24. So they were absolutely gobsmacked when I said I was 38. Then ensued a scene like something out of American Pie or one of those movies, like the two of them were channelling Stifler and the Sherminator and I was some kind of MILF, they were both so keen to bed me, they conferred and decided the only solution was a threesome! So they are trying to persuade me (and I have to admit to being tempted, c'mon, they were young! good looking! musicians! 24 !! There were two of them !!!)... I'm sat in the middle with them both stroking my legs but I cant answer as I am laughing too hard as by now, Cher had another guy in a serious lock down hold and was wrestling him in the most tenacious and professional manner I have ever seen anyone wrestle on a lounge carpet at 5 in the morning and anyway, I coudlnt even concentrate because the guy who owned the house was now playing Slipknot at an ear splitting volume and had then fetched some of the snakes he owned and decided to drape them around me. So I am sat there, crying with laughter at chers wrestling, with these two guys stroking me, telling me I am amazing and sexy and I was a 38 year old goddess, whilst wearing two snakes.

It was like a scene from the last days of the Roman empire.