I would have loved your company! I wish all of you could have joined us. I am sure your two boys would have had loads of fun too.
You could also have brought your H so I could take the opportunity to knock some sense into his head. (I'd like to say to him something like, "Whaddya' thinkin', man?!? Just look at your lovely W there and count your lucky stars she loves you enough to put up with your foolishness!" )