When he first told me he wanted to leave I asked him if he thought there was anything good about me he said "You're good in bed and gorgeous."
What a dork. But, um, as long as we're on the subject, I appear to have, ah, lost your phone number... Remember, when you, um, gave it to me that time? You know, over at that, ah, place?
Honestly. I heard the exact same thing, only in gender reverse.
And 7-8 out of every 10 other lines posted in this thread.
Did I miss the announcement when they were handing these things out or something?
