Lines used by WAS, What were yours?

[steady]

(on cards she had written me in the past) Some of them were true, some of them weren't. It used to take me forever to pick out a card for you.

(Me: the kids will be traumatized by this) "No they won't"

I don't mind putting the kids through whatever they have to go through - it would be better than to have them seeing their mother crying every day.

Well that's the way the cookie crumbles in this kind of situation. (In response to me telling her that her settlement demand for child support would leave me unable to live any semblance of a life)

Just get a weekend job.

If you only lose 20 thousand dollars you should feel lucky in an economy like this. (In response to me saying I didn't want to take an investment loss by what she was offering me for a buyout of our house)

Why should I have to pay $20,000 to some lawyer to get you out of here (referencing legal cost for a full blown divorce) just because I married you?

We were never in love.

We screwed, we didn't make love. That's the way it was most of the time.

I need to find out why I pick the men I pick. (lol...this was a funny one to me)

We'll be good friends and do things together with the kids. I will always be in your life. (oh, you will?)

When we had sex you made me feel whorish. (this from a woman who often would yell at me (during sex) - fu*k me, fu*k me!)

We never had a marriage.

I came to the understanding that we could never have a husband/wife relationship. (As she was looking into her 'crystal ball')

It would take an act of God to get us back together. And sex, I don't ever think we could ever have sex again. (A month later we had sex....now where is the act of God?)

Ohh....I have so many more. I'll post some more later.