And, though it goes from the sublime to the ridiculous, might have added:
[*]Got "real" hairdresser to replace octogenarian (but good guy) barber [*]Got teeth whitened so as to appeal to the many lovelies in town (psst -- don't tell her, but maybe to WAW too?) [*]Went from 34 waist trouser to 33 waist trouser
But again, this all pales in comparison to "what do you wise people think WAW means by this?".
I know you're trying to be funny, SP, but I wonder if this same snide sarcasm and need to be right all the time comes thru to your wife.
Signed,
Puppy -- who's well-known to drip with snide sarcasm, and a BIG need to be right all the time, and whose wife has noticed/complained about it