And, though it goes from the sublime to the ridiculous, might have added:

[*]Got "real" hairdresser to replace octogenarian (but good guy) barber
[*]Got teeth whitened so as to appeal to the many lovelies in town (psst -- don't tell her, but maybe to WAW too?)
[*]Went from 34 waist trouser to 33 waist trouser

But again, this all pales in comparison to "what do you wise people think WAW means by this?".